“二战(zhàn )”时期,盟军要实施(📼)安奇奥登陆(lù )计划,迫于对一门叫安奇奥(🍥)大(dà )炮(pào )的超级武(wǔ )器的忌惮,要派两个精锐特(tè )工去摧毁这门大炮,结果(📼)两个傻逼被派了去,最(🤷)后(🗄)经(🛍)过一(🕖)连串(chuàn )搞笑事件(🔲),阴差阳(yáng )错(cuò )的最后(🛺)完成(chéng )(🎿)了任(rèn )务。 片段一:(🖍)德国(guó )人在(zài )北(běi )非布置了一(💞)个陷阱,准(zhǔn )备了一幅假的防(fáng )御工(😞)事地图让这二个士(🌊)兵带(dài )(🥎)回去(qù )。他(tā )们(📙)却阴(✋)差阳(yáng )(🏂)错(🙌)的(de )拿走(🌞)了真的地图(tú )(🙉),最(⛓)终赢(yíng )得了(le )战役。 片段二:他(⛳)们化装成管(🏯)道工潜入德军在意大利(⚾)的(de )司(🌮)令部(bù )(🗳),给他(tā )(❕)们(men )卫(💹)生间的管道修(🛎)得乱(luàn )七八(🦇)糟,把将军淋(🌹)了个落汤(tāng )鸡。将军去(qù )(🌼)换(🚶)衣服,拉开(😝)抽屉发(fā )现(xiàn )一套新(xīn )的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备换上新军服(fú )(🥅)的时候闭(🔞)着眼把脸(liǎn )盆(pén )里的脏水倒进抽屉里了(柜(📞)子(⏳)旁边有(yǒu )一(🍁)个废水桶(tǒng )(😳))。那个将军是最主要的(👩)一个配(pèi )(🤼)角,很有意思(sī )。到影(yǐng )片(🍹)结束前1分钟,都没有一句台词。最(zuì )后(🈂)说(shuō )了一句“谢(xiè )(👼)谢”。 片(💨)段(🈸)三:德(dé )军有一门(🚓)超级大炮(👆)俯视(🏗)着(zhe )联军(🏆)将要登陆的海滩。这二个士兵居然(🈺)化装成希特勒和随从,去视察大炮,把(👧)大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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