“二战”时期(🔨),盟军要(🐽)实(🥇)施安奇奥登陆计划(🃏),迫于对(duì )一门叫安奇奥(ào )大(🎺)炮(🔧)的超(chāo )级武器的忌惮(dàn ),要派(pài )两个精(💤)锐特工去(qù )摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼(bī )被派了去,最后经过一连(🕯)串搞(🙍)笑事件,阴差(🚉)阳错的最后完成(🎿)了任务。 片段一:德国人在北非布置(zhì )了(le )一个陷阱(jǐng )(🌙),准备了(🔩)一(yī )幅假(jiǎ )的防御工事(shì )地(🔢)图(tú )让这二个(🎛)士兵(㊗)带回去。他(🙂)们却阴差阳错的拿走了(le )真的地(🙀)图,最终(🎾)赢得了战(zhàn )(⛏)役(🥫)。 片段二:他们(men )化装成管道工潜入(🕐)德(dé )军(🧟)在(zài )意(🧣)大利(lì )的司令(👣)部,给他们卫生(shēng )间的管道修得乱七(🐾)八糟(zāo ),把将军淋了个(gè )落汤(tāng )鸡。将军去(qù )(🌼)换衣服,拉开抽屉发(🙎)现(xiàn )一套新的军(📧)服,于(yú )(🤥)是(shì )洗(📛)头(tóu )(🔤)洗脸(liǎn )准备(bèi )换(huàn )(🔷)上(👵)新(xīn )军服的时候闭着眼把脸盆里的脏(zāng )水倒(dǎo )进抽屉里(lǐ )了(柜子旁(🏓)边有一(🍁)个(gè )(🔲)废水(shuǐ )桶(tǒng ))。那个(gè )将(jiāng )军(jun1 )是最主要的一个配角,很(✖)有(🕺)意思。到影片结束(🏸)前(qián )(❄)1分钟,都(dōu )没有一句台(🍯)词。最后说了一句(🖱)“谢谢”。 片段三:(🛃)德军有(yǒu )一(yī )(🎞)门(🚓)超(chāo )级大炮(pào )(👆)俯(🔍)视(shì )着(zhe )联军将要登陆的海滩。这二(🕌)个士(shì )兵居然化(♟)装(zhuāng )成希特勒和随从(🍗),去视(🐑)察大炮(😙),把大炮炸掉(diào )了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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